I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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