Apparently you make a good broom.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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