About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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