I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.