so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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There was a lot of him and a little penis
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
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