It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right