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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.

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• (631): View more from New York

  well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.

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• (650): View more from California

  I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?

  (701): View more from North Dakota

  In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!

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• (619): View more from California

  He had a step stool to get in to his bed!

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.

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  I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?

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