Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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