some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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