Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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