soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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