I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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