I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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