i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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