Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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