Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm at about main and main street
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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