I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
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did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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