Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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