You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
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