If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
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pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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