i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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