Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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