the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Princesses don't give blow jobs
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Drake has all the answers
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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