Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I touched a dick in church today
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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