This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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