the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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