so explain again why im purple
no
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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