Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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