idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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