Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I currently don't understand fingers.
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