Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
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The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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