All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I think my fart just growled at me.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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