We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Randomize