Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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