sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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