I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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