Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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