i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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