Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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