Having a random hookup so left but love u
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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