ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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