Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
They took my balls.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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