UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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