You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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