the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
