Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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