You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
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... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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