I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
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