Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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