I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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