is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
She announced her abortion via fbk
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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