i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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