no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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