brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
What did we do last night that was yellow?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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