he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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