he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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