C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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