just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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