dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
