He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I love you. Go after that dick
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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