I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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